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12-12-2015, 06:56 AM
The United States averaged slightly less than 9,000 homicides by firearms in 2014, while Americans killed yearly by the obesity range from 100,000 to more than 300,000.
One study has found that 18 percent of all deaths in the United States are attributable to obesity, and most leading causes of death -- including heart disease and cancer -- have obesity as a risk factor.
Despite the grisly headlines, gun violence has been on the decline for several decades. Meanwhile the obesity epidemic is accelerating, with fully a third of Americans now considered medically obese.
Based on these statistics, ISIS has decided to change tactics for its war on the US and launch a new fast food chain across America featuring double portion entrees at half the price of other fast food chains. The plan will also take advantage of states with liberal cannibis laws to aid as an accelerant for their ultimate goal if killing Americans.
As part of this new campaign, the anticipated additional benefit will also bankrupt the US faster as more unhealthy people will dramatically increase healthcare costs associated with the Affordable Care Act.
Recently acquired spy photos from a hack of the CIA database show a concept outlet currently being focussed grouped in a secret joint ISIS/Taliban/Al Qaeda facility in the Middle East.
The secret US team that infiltrated this facility to obtain the attached picture predicted that the enemy was years away from perfecting its special sauce to establish a near term credible threat from their signature burger but that the brownies where surprisingly advanced and tasty ("hints of cardmonum" mentions the report).
Coincidentally a group named MJ Restaurants gave a $10 billion donation to the Clinton Foundation and a year's supply of hamburgers, fries and brownies. The money was returned, but the hamburgers and brownies are not accounted for.
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One study has found that 18 percent of all deaths in the United States are attributable to obesity, and most leading causes of death -- including heart disease and cancer -- have obesity as a risk factor.
Despite the grisly headlines, gun violence has been on the decline for several decades. Meanwhile the obesity epidemic is accelerating, with fully a third of Americans now considered medically obese.
Based on these statistics, ISIS has decided to change tactics for its war on the US and launch a new fast food chain across America featuring double portion entrees at half the price of other fast food chains. The plan will also take advantage of states with liberal cannibis laws to aid as an accelerant for their ultimate goal if killing Americans.
As part of this new campaign, the anticipated additional benefit will also bankrupt the US faster as more unhealthy people will dramatically increase healthcare costs associated with the Affordable Care Act.
Recently acquired spy photos from a hack of the CIA database show a concept outlet currently being focussed grouped in a secret joint ISIS/Taliban/Al Qaeda facility in the Middle East.
The secret US team that infiltrated this facility to obtain the attached picture predicted that the enemy was years away from perfecting its special sauce to establish a near term credible threat from their signature burger but that the brownies where surprisingly advanced and tasty ("hints of cardmonum" mentions the report).
Coincidentally a group named MJ Restaurants gave a $10 billion donation to the Clinton Foundation and a year's supply of hamburgers, fries and brownies. The money was returned, but the hamburgers and brownies are not accounted for.
“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.” - Mark Twain
One study has found that 18 percent of all deaths in the United States are attributable to obesity, and most leading causes of death -- including heart disease and cancer -- have obesity as a risk factor.
Despite the grisly headlines, gun violence has been on the decline for several decades. Meanwhile the obesity epidemic is accelerating, with fully a third of Americans now considered medically obese.
Based on these statistics, ISIS has decided to change tactics for its war on the US and launch a new fast food chain across America featuring double portion entrees at half the price of other fast food chains. The plan will also take advantage of states with liberal cannibis laws to aid as an accelerant for their ultimate goal if killing Americans.
As part of this new campaign, the anticipated additional benefit will also bankrupt the US faster as more unhealthy people will dramatically increase healthcare costs associated with the Affordable Care Act.
Recently acquired spy photos from a hack of the CIA database show a concept outlet currently being focussed grouped in a secret joint ISIS/Taliban/Al Qaeda facility in the Middle East.
The secret US team that infiltrated this facility to obtain the attached picture predicted that the enemy was years away from perfecting its special sauce to establish a near term credible threat from their signature burger but that the brownies where surprisingly advanced and tasty ("hints of cardmonum" mentions the report).
Coincidentally a group named MJ Restaurants gave a $10 billion donation to the Clinton Foundation and a year's supply of hamburgers, fries and brownies. The money was returned, but the hamburgers and brownies are not accounted for.
